(2014)
The special today is over easy twi… With a serving of bunk on the side If you like you can watch the chef… Cause we ain’t got nothin to hide If you need help deciding
There once was a man who’s home wa… His size so small he’d fit in your… Along one day came a great gust of… And lifted the poor man, and his h… Into the air and over the land,
I’m the worlds best detective But not a lot of people know I’ve solved earths greatest myster… Like why summers hot and winter co… Summers hot because there’s so muc…
As I walked through the woods I saw a heard of doe, doe, doe But I returned shortly As the ray, ray, rain began to flo… My job you ask me, me, me
It human nature to hate the silenc… Since it’s only quite when your al… So surround yourself with many fri… And let sound fill your home
Today I wore my bikini out To every single store I got so much attention You couldn’t ask for more But I was a little upset
Large heels Small meals The life of an actress Long scripts Thin hips
Stack your Problems Up real High Stack
I asked jane if I could kiss her But she said she suffered from a t… I asked Brooke out lots But her stomachs always in knots And with Claire I’ve always tried
Life’s like a puzzle With pieces thrown all about You have to put it together Until the pieces run all out Sometimes it’s finished
I woke up this morning With my hair knotted in every way But it did not bother me not one b… Since today’s a good kind of day I reached for the bedroom door
They finally caught him Old no neck nick They tried plenty before But he gave them the slip He’s short and he’s quick
My friend dared me once To get a hair cut He agreed in return To get punched in the gut I grabbed my scissors
My brother and I Once made a bet A stake of five dollars We had set We both agreed
A poem’s a poem If it ends in a rhyme A poet’s a poet If he writes in spare time A poet grows famous
