An old man sits on his Balcony Looking out on you and me Sitting there with his bonsai tree Looking like there’s a world to se… He’s up there in his block of flat…
As my avenue eyes Glimpse and venture Upon scatters of fresh meadows Of warm grown words As your tears trail upon
He discovered childhood, dry Soma… A teenage wildlife officer with si… Met topical guests and Coal Scutt… Then wore a deaf aid as a Sotheby… His restoration of former Glassho…
Your weighing me down, with your t… You got me on the growling ground,… Your dressed with depressed, hold… A wallet road test, causes you to… And how can you cope, without your…
I’ve been pulling on a church bell… Trying to encourage some hope In my Elton John high platform sh… And my hair spiked upwards, in sup… I’ve climbed on the church slate r…
It could be worse Written on the gravestone In the unkept churchyard by the se… Other Dead people had it worse th… It’s no good feeling sorry for you…
I Play the guitar, So What! I write songs, who gives a jot? I was once in a Band, in Bananara… I had one fan, a Tone Deaf, one n… I like Clapton and Hendrix, So W…
My homes next door to the asylum In the garden there’s a cave full… The Mad Hatter and me are having… He’s in his 10/6 pence Hat And I’m feeding the Asylum Cat
When music makes you look a fool And your deluded with being cool And your ears don’t register at al… And you sound like your singing Like a cat in a swimming pool
Day by day, we get up, and we go t… People pass by, each day, we don’t… Day by day, we live our own way Day by day, we live on what we say We all live, behind a mask, that s…
Wandering around in Silky Pyjamas Playing a trombone The dusty old red curtains hang From the chipped framed window A material like face gurning
How many Psychiatrists does it ta… You tell me, Says the Asylum inma…
A Seagull takes off, then it land… It’s Phenomenon, in it You go out then, you always come b… It’s a Phenomenon, in it, as well
God First made the Toilet Then he made the World
I Met this Gurgle The tuther tray She was pearly prettnosed. In anniversary strum decay She twiggled. In tramlined.