Higgledy piggledy, my black hen, She lays eggs for gentlemen. Gentlemen come every day To count what my black hen doth la… If perchance she lays too many,

Barber, barber, come and get me; Hairy torrents irk and fret me. Hair and hair again appears; And climbs like ivy round my ears. Hair across my collar gambols;

Your hopeless patients will live, Your healthy patients will die. I have only this word to give: Wonder, and find out why

There here are words of radical ad… Young man, be a snob. Yes, if you are in search of argum… Why I’ve gottem. Let the personnel managers differ;

A child need not be very clever To learn that “Later, dear” means…

The wasp and all his numerous fami… I look upon as a major calamity. He throws open his nest with prodi… But I distrust his waspitality.

Beneath this slab John Brown is stowed. He watched the ads And not the road.

In spite of her sniffle, Isabel’s chiffle. Some girls with a sniffle Would be weepy and tiffle; They would look awful,

A bit of talcum Is always walcum.

Now when I have a cold I am careful with my cold, I consult a physician And I do as I am told. I muffle up my torso

May I join you in the doghouse, R… I wish to retire till the party’s… Since three o’clock I’ve done my… To entertain each tiny guest; My conscience now I’ve left behin…

The Lord in His wisdom made the f… And then forgot to tell us why.

A girl whose cheeks are covered wi… Has an advantage with me over one…

Who wants my jellyfish? I’m not sellyfish!