#Americans #XXCentury
I don’t mind eels Except as meals. And the way they feels.
Adam Had’em
When people aren’t asking question… They’re making suggestions And when they’re not doing one of… They’re either looking over your s… And then as if that weren’t enough…
The Lord in His wisdom made the f… And then forgot to tell us why.
Behold the duck. It does not cluck. A cluck it lacks. It quacks. It is specially fond
I have a bone to pick with fate, Come here and tell me girly, Do you think my mind is maturing l… Or simply rotting early.
In fourteen hundred and ninety-two… Someone sailed the ocean blue. Somebody borrowed the fare in Spa… For a business trip on the boundin… And to prove to the people, by act…
One would be in less danger From the wiles of a stranger If one’s own kin and kith Were more fun to be with.
People who have what they want are… And I wish I could afford to gath… I dont’ mind their having a lot of… But I do think that they damn wel… But no, they insist on being steal…
Children aren’t happy with nothing… And that’s what parents were creat…
To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you’re wrong, admit it; Whenever you’re right, shut up.
How pleasant to sit on the beach, On the beach, on the sand, in the… With ocean galore within reach, And nothing at all to be done! No letters to answer,
The firefly’s flame Is something for which science has… I can think of nothing eerier Than flying around with an unident… person’s posteerier.
Unwillingly Miranda wakes, Feels the sun with terror, One unwilling step she takes, Shuddering to the mirror. Miranda in Miranda’s sight
I find it very difficult to enthus… Over the current news. Just when you think that at least… And that is why I do not like the…
