#Americans #XXCentury
Now when I have a cold I am careful with my cold, I consult a physician And I do as I am told. I muffle up my torso
Sure, deck your limbs in pants; Yours are the limbs, my sweeting. You look divine as you advance— Have you seen yourself retreating?
There here are words of radical ad… Young man, be a snob. Yes, if you are in search of argum… Why I’ve gottem. Let the personnel managers differ;
May I join you in the doghouse, R… I wish to retire till the party’s… Since three o’clock I’ve done my… To entertain each tiny guest; My conscience now I’ve left behin…
Oh, “rorty” was a mid-Victorian w… Which meant “fine, splendid, jolly… And often to me it has reoccurred In moments melancholy. For instance, children, I think i…
The summer like a rajah dies, And every widowed tree Kindles for Congregationalist eye… An alien suttee.
A shrimp who sought his lady shrim… Could catch no glimpse Not even a glimp. At times, translucence Is rather a nuisance.
Behold the duck. It does not cluck. A cluck it lacks. It quacks. It is specially fond
The people upstairs all practise b… Their living room is a bowling all… Their bedroom is full of conducted… Their radio is louder than yours, They celebrate week-ends all the w…
Children aren’t happy with nothing… And that’s what parents were creat…
One cantaloupe is ripe and lush, Another’s green, another’s mush. I’d buy a lot more cantaloupe If I possessed a fluoroscope.
As I was going to St. Ives I met a man with seven lives; Seven lives, In seven sacks, Like seven beeves
The ant has made himself illustrio… Through constant industry industri… So what? Would you be calm and placid, If you were full of formic acid?
He who is ridden by a conscience Worries about a lot of nonscience; He without benefit of scruples His fun and income soon quadruples…
Being a father Is quite a bother. You are as free as air With time to spare, You’re a fiscal rocket
