Master I may be, But not of my fate. Now come the kisses, too many too… Tell me, O Parcae, For fain would I know,

Beneath this slab John Brown is stowed. He watched the ads And not the road.

Being a father Is quite a bother. You are as free as air With time to spare, You’re a fiscal rocket

There was a young belle of Natche… Whose garments were always in patc… When comment arose On the state of her clothes, She drawled, When Ah itchez, Ah…

When the thunder stalks the sky, When tickle-footed walks the fly, When shirt is wet and throat is dr… Look, my darling, thats July. Through the grassy lawn be leather…

When I remember bygone days I think how evening follows morn; So many I loved were not yet dead… So many I love were not yet born.

Though you know it anyhow Listen to me, darling, now, Proving what I need not prove How I know I love you, love. Near and far, near and far,

Bring down the moon for genteel J… She’s too refined for this gross p… She wears garments and you wear cl… You buy stockings, she purchases h… She say That is correct, and you…

The doctor gets you when you’re bo… The preacher, when you marry, And the lawyer lurks with costly c… If too much on you carry. Professional men, they have no car…

Foreigners are people somewhere el… Natives are people at home; If the place you’re at Is your habitat, You’re a foreigner, say in Rome.

Toward a better world I contribut… I eat the squab, lest it become a…

Barber, barber, come and get me; Hairy torrents irk and fret me. Hair and hair again appears; And climbs like ivy round my ears. Hair across my collar gambols;