Foreigners are people somewhere el… Natives are people at home; If the place you’re at Is your habitat, You’re a foreigner, say in Rome.

A shrimp who sought his lady shrim… Could catch no glimpse Not even a glimp. At times, translucence Is rather a nuisance.

Candy is dandy But liquor is quicker

When I remember bygone days I think how evening follows morn; So many I loved were not yet dead… So many I love were not yet born.

The song of canaries Never varies, And when they’re moulting They’re pretty revolting.

I test my bath before I sit, And I’m always moved to wondermen… That what chills the finger not a… Is so frigid upon the fundament.

Peekabo, I Almost See You Middle-aged life is merry, and I… But there comes a day when your ey… And your friends get jocular, so y… And of all your friends he is the…

One would be in less danger From the wiles of a stranger If one’s own kin and kith Were more fun to be with.

There is something about a Martin… A tingle remarkably pleasant; A yellow, a mellow Martini; I wish I had one at present. There is something about a Martin…

In spite of her sniffle, Isabel’s chiffle. Some girls with a sniffle Would be weepy and tiffle; They would look awful,

Your hopeless patients will live, Your healthy patients will die. I have only this word to give: Wonder, and find out why

Though you know it anyhow Listen to me, darling, now, Proving what I need not prove How I know I love you, love. Near and far, near and far,

A bit of talcum Is always walcum.