#AmericanWriters
Foreigners are people somewhere el… Natives are people at home; If the place you’re at Is your habitat, You’re a foreigner, say in Rome.
So Thomas Edison Never drank his medicine; So Blackstone and Hoyle Refused cod-liver oil; So Sir Thomas Malory
Behold the duck. It does not cluck. A cluck it lacks. It quacks. It is specially fond
Senescence begins And middle age ends The day your descendents Outnumber your friends.
Oh, weep for Mr. and Mrs. Bryan! He was eaten by a lion; Following which, the lion’s liones… Up and swallowed Bryan’s Bryaness…
I objurgate the centipede, A bug we do not really need. At sleepy-time he beats a path Straight to the bedroom or the bat… You always wallop where he’s not,
This one is entering her teens, Ripe for sentimental scenes, Has picked a gangling unripe male, Sees herself in a bridal veil, Presses lips and tosses head,
Whales have calves, Cats have kittens, Bears have cubs, Bats have bittens, Swans have cygnets,
I would live all my life in noncha… Were it not for making a living, w…
The cow is of bovine ilk; One end is moo, the other is milk.
Enter, breath; Breath, slip out; Blood, be channeled, And wind about. O, blessed breath and blood which…
O all ye exorcizers come and exorcize now, and ye clergymen draw nigh and clerge, For I wish to be purged of an urge. It is an irksome urge, compounded of nettles and glue, And it is...
When the thunder stalks the sky, When tickle-footed walks the fly, When shirt is wet and throat is dr… Look, my darling, thats July. Through the grassy lawn be leather…
Being a father Is quite a bother. You are as free as air With time to spare, You’re a fiscal rocket
I didn’t go to church today, I trust the Lord to understand. The surf was swirling blue and whi… The children swirling on the sand. He knows, He knows how brief my s…
