Lord and Jesus Christ Don’t forget the lice Spiders, ticks, and skeeters All the heeby-jeebers They’ve got their own place

I’ll make you pucker And turn your stomach So take me with a grain of salt

The only difference Between enlightenment and ignoranc… Is seeing your own magnificence

Open your heart to love So you might be able To love your open heart

Now you know The depths of depravity A man will go For love of his progeny

I passed through little Whitley t… And stopped where locals could be… When I pulled up, I heard a sound Angel’s voice in Dolby surround It was a sweet, but tearful song

I wish that you could see myself The way that I see me Then maybe I might be the one That you would call lovely

I’ve lived my life And seen some things Heard bitchin’ tunes Tasted my dreams But if you want

I would be the worst Dom Ever. If a Sub said “Here is my being, Do as you like.” Only her pleasure and joy

Whether you want To face it or not I’m still your dad Both of our faults I chose the you

I lived today. I breathed. I moved. I was. I hope I helped.

Somehow when I write It comes out in time Words seem to flow out In a catchy rhyme Things just sorta happen

I hope you have her desire for ord… With a bit of mine to vex And my penchant to look ever inwar… Tempered with hers to project I hope you have my cool demeanor

Caught a glance Just by chance And it somehow moved me Head snapped Thunder clapped

I’m a take no prisoners kind of ma… A knockdown, drag out, hang if you… Calculating, ruthless, no fear Nothing to lose, nothing held dear Use you up, throw you to the curb