We were formed In relation To this world Our creation

Give me... A campfire, Smokes, And a bottle of rum; I’ll regale you all night long.

Sittin’ in a patio chair Breathin’ in the cool night air Listening to the breeze Rustling leaves in trees I’m being the love of life

Ev’ryone’s so shiny and bright Double rainbows and laser lights I guess that’s why I’ve come to c… To be the dark side of the moon

I thought that she Could be the one I thought that we Were having fun And then I spoke

I might be self-absorbed But I’m not selfish I work on Myself Because that’s the best way For Me to help Us

I would be the worst Dom Ever. If a Sub said “Here is my being, Do as you like.” Only her pleasure and joy

I was born for this Reflexes like a puss Even when I’m pissed

I am a simple, joyful man Without a thing you’d call a plan I bounce around and bump into What I would call my Katmandu

I’ll make you pucker And turn your stomach So take me with a grain of salt

Ev’rything about my life Tells me that you’re poison If you’ve ever heard of me You know I don’t listen

I’ve lived my life And seen some things Heard bitchin’ tunes Tasted my dreams But if you want

If I had one wish And a pound weighed a ton I’d hope you’d know my heart And the extent of my love

Ever seen Fawn on teet Wagging tail like dog? If you can’t Then I shant