‘Into this well soa deep,
We put thee daan to sleep,
Farewell owd pump.
Tho’ some may thee despise,
We know tha’rt sure to rise
Up wi’ a jump.
‘Tha’s sarved thi purpose weel,
An’ all thi neighbors feel
Sad at thi fate.
But as tha’s had thi day,
This is all we’ve to say,
Ger aght o’th’ gate.’