We have a drop-off problem in Ame… We must decide which restroom one can use when nature beckons. So far, tumult reigns among the pe… If we declare both genders equal
This morning Len sections his bre… with the knife he bought in Paris… on his honeymoon. He bought it fro… at a street market selling every k… beautiful creations he said he mad…
Only the blind man with his leader dog and tapping cane stops when the homeless man standing near the curb
Wally made the long drive home from vacation on Election Day because he wanted to vote. He went for a jog and then to the… and cast his vote for his candidat…
Beautiful fall day in a potter’s field outside a small town. A funeral is underway but that doesn’t stop
First, we place the neck on the bl… and put the basket underneath the head and then make sure the bl… is sharp enough before we ask the… one more time just to be polite:
Many years ago Miriam’s parents took the kids for the weekend while she and Jack motored north to fish for trout in Montana at Miriam’s request.
Let me be a star and shine in places darkness dwells or let me be a bell and ring in places
Made in America means different things to different people. In 1998 they made our old Camry in Japan.
You never know who’ll be there though folks are dying to get in. Then suddenly you’re at the door, hat in hand,
If a marriage doesn’t work out you get a divorce and look for someone else. If a poem doesn’t work out you put it in a folder and
She’s a snake charmer but doesn’t know it. That’s why the cobra married her and has lived so many years in its basket.
A drunk on the subway tells another drunk something a bartender told him. He says if the rich guy wins, it will be the first time
A friend in England rings me up and we talk about this and that. He asks if my president’s in touch with all that’s going on and I say he should be in touch, going to
Ruth’s at an age where she’s happy to sit in the sun under a patio umbrella and watch a line of ants