I can’t speak for other men but as I grow older I have found listening to my wife makes life easier. So when she said we should move to a retirement community while we’re still in reaso...
It’s a small backyard I’ve watched for years from an upstairs window while chained to a computer. Whatever the weather
I like to watch master chefs on television do their thing. My favorite is Jacques Pépin when he has to chop an onion. No one chops an onion faster.
Fred and Martha have always voted the same way since their marriage long ago but not this time and Fred wondered why Martha was voting the other way
The last visitor before I sleep is always the old priest puffing up the stairs to my door, a wine cask under each arm, a loaf of pumpernickel in his teet…
Phil went to Memorial Park yester… on his crutches and saw new crosse… in the ground commemorating vetera… Must be a hundred more than last y… HIs brother’s cross is there, in…
A doctor by day Ralph spends his nights ordering tulip bulbs from Holland beautiful and rare
Jill’s assignment as a new reporter was to interview an old bell ringer standing next to a red kettle outside a Walmart. Her editor had told her the man has been ringing the bell every ...
I understand what you mean when you say you’re alone and hope someone rings your bell day or night but that’s not the case with me.
America had a choice November 8 between a devil they know and a devil they don’t. They chose
A sense of shame is missing in the world today. If you find it, burp Donal Mahoney
So many of us feed the birds even though we know birds can make it on their own in any weather,
Maury’s wife frets about growing old withering up and sagging so it’s up to Maury
You think you got problems? You probably do but would you trade with Phillip, a Vietnam vet who still thinks Agent Orange lurks in
Tornadoes in the parlor, in the kitchen, in the bathroom, t… churned every hour Dad was home. He never worked and with good reason.