Mrs. Ryan keeps her cat inside at… but lets it out at dawn to go anyw… while she’s at work. Every day the… crosses the road to call on the Wi… Mrs. Ryan doesn’t know her cat ca…
Ten years ago, when they were tykes just in their 70s, Melvin used to tell Emma eat your Wheaties
He likes people if they are useful. Women are useful. Employees are useful. Voters are useful.
After services on Sunday the old Marlboro man puts his Bible under his arm and talks to his pastor through a hole in his neck.
Spread 'Em for Anyone Edna had always had trouble with men. It started in high school when Ed… big for her age, hosted the soccer… one by one, provided they won.
Miss Goody Two-Shoes’ sweaters aren’t too tight, skirts aren’t too straight and heels aren’t too high. She’s a swan gliding
Perhaps there should be a hard rock band called myasthenia gravis. A rare disease for which there is no cure, MG doesn’t kill anyone right away but unmanaged it’s hard to live with. In ...
She has wanted to be Miss America since third grade when she won the… in Snow White and the Seven Dwar… Now a finalist, she has told the j… she wants to lecture at colleges o…
Anyone might have what you need if she’s choice in your eye. She can be big or small provided she has
Every day the same people at the same table at the rear of the cafeteria. The maiden, 35 at least, is gray at the temples,
Sending out an address change to a friend I haven’t seen in 50 years, I say my wife and I are moving someplace new next month
When Bernie wakes at 6 a.m. there’s a piano on his chest and Erroll Garner’s playing “Mist… Sinatra’s on the headboard improvising lyrics
I started reading the paper early in grammar school to find the sports scores. It was fun for a child hoping to play
I take my wife to dinner at a fancy place for us to talk about money because stocks have a virus and we should move
Cardinals bicker and knock seed from the feeder. Doves parade below. Donal Mahoney