You can’t vote for him and you can’t vote for her and you can’t vote for the others you’ve never heard of. The others may not be as odd
Melba comes home from the grocery… She was walking away from the dair… He was there with a pregnant girl… He said to Melba, “Ma’m, is this… Melba told him it was margarine.
Loud preacher bellows on Sunday what a silent praying mantis knows Donal Mahoney
Better take his wife to lunch after what he said yesterday. A slip of the tongue. But where to take her? The Chinese buffet?
Every day the same people at the same table at the rear of the cafeteria. The maiden, 35 at least, is gray at the temples,
Three are known by name, Michael, Gabriel, and Raphael, but there are a zillion angels, pure spirits who have no wings like those we draw on Cherubim,
The problem is, Priscilla grew up in a penthouse having parties whil… Biff came of age under a bridge fighting other trolls, he remember… When Pris calls his office and sa…
Sixty years ago, the two of us rode tricycles up a little hill behind our school. Nothing stopped us till
Punxsutawney Phil sees his shadow in February and says six more weeks of winter. That same day the first moth of spring lands on my storm door
There are pockets of them everywhere, quiet and discreet. Usually they meet once a week
Where I live the press says teen use of heroin is epidemic. I thought an epidemic was a widespread disease afflicting thousands caught in
When I was eight I jumped off a roof as if I had a parachute and broke a leg. He was there when I landed,
I bring a milkshake every other we… to an old man in a nursing home, a refugee from Germany who paid me 50 cents to cut his grass when I w… a kid in Chicago after WWII.
Pete’s never needed anything from childhood on. His parents had it all and gave it to him so it’s hard for him to understand why
A rainy Sunday and Pastor Smith is in his pulpit bellowing to the congregation, “I hope you understand