I told my wife the other night when she came back to bed my feet were cold so now’s the time for me to tell her not to bury me or burn me

They’ll be coming for us, the old lady told the young man next to her, the two of them sitting on stones under the bridge surrounded by trolls

Every once in awhile over the last 40 years Ralph wondered what might have happened to the guy who had moved in with the mother

He’s a citizen who has a problem with people walking toward him walking behind him walking next to him

There’s a glorious sound system no… in the restored train depot where… from all over the nation once took… train to Camp Breckinridge before taking a plane to Korea.

America has had presidents who will be remembered as much for what they said as for what they did. Americans will never forget

The amount in every paycheck has a period in it. Those who get a paycheck every week dream about seeing a comma three spaces in front of the perio…

Odd fellow who does odd jobs in the neighborhood four seasons of the year has disappeared in high summer and his customers are nervous.

Two doves on a telephone wire wait tor the blue jays to finish e… bread put out for the birds. When the jays arrived, sparrows fled into the trees

Bella takes two big pills every morning followed by one each of another three.

What if after Browne has gone one of us discovers who Browne was… leads the rally to his room before the maid has time to broom the web… retrieve from underneath the bed

The older I get the more I realiz… the importance of getting things d… before your mother announces anoth… assignment to roust me from my ham… As you know I’ve never been much

We’ve moved my wife and I from home to the last place we’ll ever live and she wants to know why