After all the tests and the doctor’s explanation she thinks of them not as 20 points of cancer but as 20 rusty nails
If love’s real, not the puppy kind, it’s not just a feeling but an act of the will a constant giving
Every time something breaks like the pipe in the wall we heard gushing this morning my wife wants to call
Sheep are by a goat while cattle are like swine, prodded, ye… cattle go by hammer while swine are by the hind leg hung then swung about to spigot.
Phil doesn’t go to church but after midnight he enjoys watching preachers on TV swing their bibles in the air, march across the stage, yell
It isn’t a flophouse where Fred lives now but he calls it that a month after moving in and seeing his fellow
Back in 1957 kissing Carol Ann behind the barn in the middle of a windswept field
Other than death there’s no way to escape them unless you’re a hummingbird
The nice thing about crossword puz… as an obsession, Phil tells Bill,… keep you away from other obsession… that might engage your attention a… benefit no one. For example
A group of older men gather once a week to talk about life after a heart attack. Old Len chews tobacco still and tells jokes in a voice so low
Father the chameleon was lime gree… the first day I saw him peering in… my crib smiling and he remained lime green until kindergarten when a nun called the house and sa…
It was stupid of Walt not to show it to Joan before they got married but he was too shy. He had no idea
The average man looks at himself in the mirror 23 times a day, the average woman 16 times a British survey reports. Men look to “admire” themselves,
Handsome is as handsome does, Jeanie always said, when Donald was away on business.
Better take his wife to lunch after what he said yesterday. A slip of the tongue. But where to take her? The Chinese buffet?