Thunder and lightning at first, as I understand it, and then the moon will split in half and disappear and the stars will go dark
Couples age and a sign of age is w… the husband hires someone to shove… and the wife hires a cleaning lady… Sometimes the wife doesn’t like th… and the husband doesn’t like the c…
Middle of the night someone’s in the house. Can’t be the wife asleep next to you. She’ll be mad
You’re an old man in a nice suit and tie out with your wife at a fancy function with nice people
Every morning before the sun comes up there’s a feral cat on our deck waiting for a can of Fancy Feast. It’s been that way for years.
She’s not young, his wife. They’ve been together 40 years but when she gardens in her shorts and he’s lying in his hammock she’… a lovely sight to see so when she
These are old people retired and driving slowly from small apartments in economy cars getting out on canes
When you were a boy in 1948 living on a block of bungalows in Chicago right after WWII you had a red wagon you pulled behind your mother
During the day there might be three cars parked at different places anywhere on the block. But at midnight there isn’t
Almost toothless now, old Romeo puts his Bible down, relaxes in his rocker, pours brandy in his snifter and scribbles in his ledger
For years Willie has saved his mo… investing it in stocks and bonds, waiting to sit in his recliner each quarter with a martini reviewing his profits.
Niagara Falls her silver hair so long it bounces off the swan
Millie calls the hotel at midnight to tell Willie he didn’t do anythi… It’s the way he didn’t do anything… that’s the problem because a man d… send a girl yellow roses on Valent…
They never held hands when they were a couple young and newly married as much in love as they were planning a wonderful life.
Old Tim writes poetry now in his heaven of retirement. He’s had nice jobs over the years but swears retirement is better.
