The hands on the atomic clock upstairs finally stopped spinning. As you know, my dear, the hands have been spinning for two weeks. This morning the clock stopped

After all these years my wife at the ironing board, perfect in panties. Donal Mahoney

Wonder Woman they call Sylvia, who excels at raising money to put child abusers in prison. The money she raises allows attorneys to prosecute

Walt told the cops later his moods come and go like crows on the high wire above his art studio. They land in a swoop,

Jack’s a widower. His wife died years ago so every year he takes a plane and helps his mother decorate his childhood home for Christmas.

Little Nora and Grandpa Bill sit on swings in Grandma’s garden. A hummingbird arrives to sample the brilliant flowers at this buff… Grandpa Bill sees a teaching mome…

They’re widows, old and gray, bent over a quilting frame, sewing to meet a deadline for the next raffle

Covey of nuns without benefit of wimple graciously attired sport coat, turtleneck, skirt scurry through the airport

Thirty years I’ve lived in Missou… with its major threat for an earth… So far no problems but experts say the big one could arrive any day. California’s lovely but with its q…

There’s a moral to this story. Police in St. Louis have arrested a teen for felony auto theft. They asked her why she did it. She said the owners didn’t

He’s always believed people of every faith can live in peace together in America no matter what happens

Christmas is now the Holidays. But Hanukkah is still Hanukkah and Ramadan is still Ramadan. Easter still has its name. The media needs more time

When you were a boy in 1948 living on a block of bungalows in Chicago right after WWII you had a red wagon you pulled behind your mother

Fancy spam emails I don’t mind nor the ones cobbled in broken English from someone who says he’s with a bank overseas