Grandpa has a grandson he hopes will win a scholarship to meet the high cost of college. He tells his grandson to learn how to play the tuba and apply
The widow hires four men to rip out her lovely garden. She’s too old to weed it. All the roses will go to the young bride across
It wasn’t long after her mother died my wife asked if her father could live with us. We had an empty apartment upstairs. Dad wouldn’t be much trouble, she said. He was old now and had d...
I found an old friend in a cardboard box in the basement where I left him forty years ago.
Maury’s wife frets about growing old withering up and sagging so it’s up to Maury
I don’t know why my wife and I are up at four in the morning sitting in recliners drinking coff… staring at half-hour commercials claiming to cure everything
After he died on a tree, he rose and told the twelve before he ascended he would return some day. The twelve told others and they
Being poor on our patch of land was better than being poor all the years I’ve lived in the ci… We had a couple of cows, a rooster and seven hens.
Young hummingbird swirls and darts to the red feeder. Black cat waits below. Donal Mahoney
Dive under any skirt that floats your way, Amish or otherwise, metaphorically speaking.
The older I get the more I realiz… the importance of getting things d… before your mother announces anoth… assignment to roust me from my ham… As you know I’ve never been much
Old lady on a park bench hunkered down babushka and shawl snow and wind dancing everywhere
Two new crutches and two double shots of Bushmills Irish Whiskey enabled Joe Faherty to move from the back seat of Moira Murphy’s 1976 Buick into Eagan’s Funeral Home for Tim McGillicud...
Handsome is as handsome does, Jeanie always said, when Donald was away on business.
I told my son now that he’s a father he has to be careful about what he says around his child. No swearing, of course,
