A drunk on the subway tells another drunk something a bartender told him. He says if the rich guy wins, it will be the first time
It’s not the beach. It’s a lake of fire, if it’s there. That lake we heard about in
Mae mailed Christmas cards today, fewer again this year because death has made her address book a skeleton. She has a son in Russia
Two new crutches and two double shots of Bushmills Irish Whiskey enabled Joe Faherty to move from the back seat of Moira Murphy’s 1976 Buick into Eagan’s Funeral Home for Tim McGillicud...
Melanie was waiting for the light… at 12th and Broadway when a large… a big truck and 10 gallon hat roar… right beside her. His truck cab lo… above her old Buick. His stereo b…
Two old men meet for coffee once a week at a diner while their wives play cribbage. Jim says he has a problem. His wife leaves the water running
They were refugees, too, back in the Forties, settled in Chicago, learned English, some a lot, some a little,
Bill’s a conservative upset that Meals on Wheels and Medicaid face possible cuts in America’s budget. He yells to colleagues
Some say when daffodils shoot up Spring is here. It’s safe to put away your boots and shovels.
They’ve been married 50 years and never a sorry day, Wally likes to say. Melba’s been a great wife but she’s very sick and doctors sa…
When will you understand it’s all about me. The world we live in whirls around my axis. Once you understand
She’s not young, his wife. They’ve been together 40 years but when she gardens in her shorts and he’s lying in his hammock she’… a lovely sight to see so when she
Some women use perfume and that’s fine. Some don’t and that’s fine too. Over the years
The story goes Pa met Ma in the city when he drove a truckload of pigs to market. She was the young waitress who served him cup after cup of coffee and gave him three eggs instead of ju...
It tears the stomach out of Roy to see old folks shopping at an all-night grocery store ancient couples, on canes and walkers