Homer’s a chair arranger who works in meeting rooms on 30 floors in a building tall as Trump Tower. At least it looks that tall to him
You’re an old man in a nice suit and tie out with your wife at a fancy function with nice people
Zenobia Jackson told Officer Murphy that her husband, Rufus, was 73 years old and “a wonderful man when he was awake” but for the past year he had been jerking “something terrible” duri...
You thought you knew her. She thought she knew you. Neither was true but this happens at times at Happy Hour on Fridays
River rafting in Montana is a fine way to spend your vacation but it’s not the same as river rafting in Zimbabwe.
He’s a chef today but Raj Patel was once a swami in another life and a mongoose twice in other lives as well. All this occurred in Bangalore
I can’t speak for other men but as I grow older I have found listening to my wife makes life easier. So when she said we should move to a retirement community while we’re still in reaso...
When Bill was a lad his parents preached that Scripture was the truth. Decades later now Bill still believes that.
I like to watch master chefs on television do their thing. My favorite is Jacques Pépin when he has to chop an onion. No one chops an onion faster.
After Yeats and Heaney, you wonder when the new one will come galloping out of Dublin or perhaps from yet another farm
My wife’s amazed when I station myself at the computer writing this or that despite a hound dog
We do our best to avoid the Zika Virus. We smack mosquitoes and avoid tanned folks just back from two weeks in the tropics.
In a very crowded bar Fred decides he must tell this fellow something important so he whispers
A moment ago, in a flicker of pique, with a wave of the hand, I dispersed them. Glorious birds,
You think you got problems? You probably do but would you trade with Phillip, a Vietnam vet who still thinks Agent Orange lurks in