Alvin didn’t want to be anybody else. He didn’t want to be himself either. Money wasn’t a problem.

I take my wife to dinner at a fancy place for us to talk about money because stocks have a virus and we should move

Some say none. Others say one. Some say three in one and then say one of the three

I’m amazed at the difference between my friend and me. His response to life is so different from mine. I live deep in the city

Every morning before the sun comes up there’s a feral cat on our deck waiting for a can of Fancy Feast. It’s been that way for years.

Spring will eventually arrive, Tom tells his youngest daughter looking out the window at the snow… Take heart, he tells her, and listen for the blue jays when

Dive under any skirt that floats your way, Amish or otherwise, metaphorically speaking.

Born at the foot of the mountain what will you do? You have time to decide but some die young.

First, we place the neck on the bl… and put the basket underneath the head and then make sure the bl… is sharp enough before we ask the… one more time just to be polite:

Two men running for office disagree about everything but have one thing in common. They won’t release their tax returns.

Fred visits Bill every month at the facility he’s been in for year… Age and booze brought Bill there. He’s still strapped to his bed so he can’t go wandering again

They have a few bucks, the 62 richest billionaires in the… The Big 62 have half as much weal… as the bottom half of the world’s… according to Oxfam International.

I told my son now that he’s a father he has to be careful about what he says around his child. No swearing, of course,

If the greatest of these is charit… then tell me again why it’s gauche if this young man in a booth at a bar