After the TV mavens had their say the gnomes crept out of their cave… spoke and returned to their caves. Thunder struck, hell broke loose and the mavens came back on TV

Sheep are by a goat while cattle are like swine, prodded, ye… cattle go by hammer while swine are by the hind leg hung then swung about to spigot.

The speaker is Phil Burns, owner of the brokerage firm that Owen Mitchell has had money invested with for years. Owen’s not rich and not poor. He just prefers the action of the stock ma...

Months roar by like weeks and weeks disappear like days, two coots in a bar admit on New Year’s Eve, reminiscing over a beer

Larry and Bob have the same birth… Their friends at the Gathering Pl… where they plan to celebrate the y… Larry says his children will take… for a nice dinner and it will be g…

It started with a smirk she managed to arrest. It returned seconds later in a sneer she pulled back but then it appeared again

If America is lucky it might still happen. That lawsuit about the university accused of bilking students might go to trial and the accused

She’s at a flower show miles away arranging roses in a vase very carefully.

If you live in North Dakota it’s hard to get all hot about global warming in the winter while you watch the snow clog your wipers and you

On a clear day in the day room he will tell anyone he has had an askew life. When he was a small boy out for a Sunday walk

According to reports certain White House interns past, present and future are asking Americans not to vote for Hillary

Bug no bigger than a comma scales the wall next to my recliner. He’s climbing

A woman was seated next to me as we waited for the debate to sta… The candidates were late taking th… She said she shouldn’t have come because she couldn’t vote for eith…