It used to bother me to see odd people leapfrog parking meters and shout every day is Halloween until

Far away and long ago stuff happened in Gramps’ life that he’d like to forget but he can’t, even though he can’t always remember what he had for breakfast, lunch or dinner. But anything...

The soup kitchen opens an hour late. The rain finally stops and the hungry file in. They’ve had a long wait.

Homer’s a chair arranger who works in meeting rooms on 30 floors in a building tall as Trump Tower. At least it looks that tall to him

They’re widows, old and gray, bent over a quilting frame, sewing to meet a deadline for the next raffle

No more nudes in Playboy according to the anchor on the Nightly News. Playboy has declared nudes passé because

Millie calls the hotel at midnight to tell Willie he didn’t do anythi… It’s the way he didn’t do anything… that’s the problem because a man d… send a girl yellow roses on Valent…

It was an ancient city. All the young people left as soon as they could but the old remained in their mortgaged huts

According to reports certain White House interns past, present and future are asking Americans not to vote for Hillary

No one goes to the patio now except at night when Ann goes out to spread old bread and sunflower seed on the small table for birds

I take my wife to dinner at a fancy place for us to talk about money because stocks have a virus and we should move

This black moth flew in the front door of the living room the other night and has been up

Bill hates to go to parties but he loves to go to wakes. One of the advantages of being old, he says, is that there are fewer parties to go to but a lot more wakes. At parties he finds ...

“Tell Pablo I cannot see!” says the man in the Picasso painti… as I pass by, program in hand. The man has a hairy nose where each of his ears should be.