Joe went to the mall yesterday and found a big tent pitched at the head of the drive. Someone selling fireworks. The sign said discounts

“If you don’t like the gun, my dea… I can exchange it for a negligee b… I’ve given you many negligees. I think a gun’s important to have around the house

He’s a citizen who has a problem with people walking toward him walking behind him walking next to him

They’re getting older, five brothers and sisters, all with degrees, jobs, families, nice homes, good lives, happier than most except when they must

Raul is a kind man who plays marimba in a salsa band at LA clubs late into the night. Some afternoons he plays

At a school reunion festive and grand a young teacher makes a point with a retired teacher

When Bill was a lad his parents preached that Scripture was the truth. Decades later now Bill still believes that.

Gramps knows a minister who collects classic Corvettes. He rents another garage whenever he buys another Corvette. He says his estate will sell the c…

Martin, a very senior citizen, wants to get a bucket and knife and go hunt up some greens in a field in Alabama. But in spite of his yearnings for a big bowl of greens, he knows his wif...

Let me be a star and shine in places darkness dwells or let me be a bell and ring in places

An imam should say eternity lasts too long to sit by the fire Donal Mahoney

The older I get the more beautiful they are without exception Donal Mahoney

A reporter asked Wilbur once if there were any advantages to being deaf and Wilbur used sign language to say not that he could think of