What will she do with him? That is, if she’s elected. She’ll have to take him with her to the White House after keeping him in the doghouse.
During the day there might be three cars parked at different places anywhere on the block. But at midnight there isn’t
Spread 'Em for Anyone Edna had always had trouble with men. It started in high school when Ed… big for her age, hosted the soccer… one by one, provided they won.
Every time the phone rings Bill’s afraid the caller might say another childhood classmate has di… This will hit him hard because Bill knows he’s moseying along
Phone rings. Wilbur answers it. “This is Grace. Is Thelma there?… “No,” says Wilbur. “She’s out won… “You mean wandering about?” ‘No, she used to wander about. No…
Dad hit me only once, an uppercut to the solar plexus. It nearly lifted me off my feet. I was 17 then and already fairly tall, 6’1.” He was 48 and of medium height, 5’8,” a fireplug who...
Herb’s wife says the grass needs cutting and Herb agrees. She says the neighbors are upset he hasn’t cut it for the last five weeks.
Hearts are stopping faster than usual among people I know and people I don’t married to other people
It’s never what she says always how she says it and how she stands when she says it and what she says
This was the first Christmas Billy was old enough to speak when he saw his gifts under the sparkling tree. His parents were waiting
Widow in a rocker pets her calico cat long strokes slowly. With the cat purring and the widow humming
There’s nothing wrong with you. We both know this is true but there’s something wrong with m… and you know what that is. It’s the elephant in the room
We worry so much because we’re nice people. We want to find a way to feed the poor house the poor
If the greatest of these is charit… then tell me again why it’s gauche if this young man in a booth at a bar
When Normal Norman takes his seat in Room 220 in Dumbach Hall to hear the eminent Dr. Engelhard… recite Beowulf again, Norman knows that he can suck
