Fred jerks back in his recliner as his wife puts him on the spot and asks his opinion about a dress she bought on sale at a fancy place for a great price…

What if your parents had never met had never married had never yelled at each other

Took the wife to a pancake house the other day. National franchise good food

They’re usually poor people, sometimes considered the flotsam of society, always in the way at the grocery store,

Farmer John knows he’s old but didn’t think he was that old until he went to town one day and met a young lady he liked as much as he likes the corn

After the Spring rain a dove on a Dogwood branch preens like a starlet

Our house has a garret I never went up to until I retire… Now I’m up there almost every day unless I have to stay in bed until another spell passes.

Two old men meet for coffee once a week at a diner while their wives play cribbage. Jim says he has a problem. His wife leaves the water running

You see things at the rest home you don’t expect to see. New veteran in his Korea cap is whipping everyone else in pool. He never has to bend over

Niagara Falls her silver hair so long it bounces off the swan

It started with a smirk she managed to arrest. It returned seconds later in a sneer she pulled back but then it appeared again

I told my guest it’s just a poem doesn’t mean a thing a salad tossed with colors bright

Do you remember how to tie a Windsor knot the way your father taught you on graduation day in eighth grade

I can’t speak for the women attending this conference on Homeland Security. They’re scholars, too, brought here for their expertise.

I never think about bison. After all, I live in St. Louis, why should I? But when I went hunting for quail in Montana