Police arrested a man on suspicion of child abuse after doctors found a small octopus in the throat of his girlfriend’s two-year-old s…
A moment ago, in a flicker of pique, with a wave of the hand, I dispersed them. Glorious birds,
Noon meal at the nursing home and everyone is there chowing down and talking. Before dessert is served there’s an announcement to be made
Every four years I vote and every four years for the last 40 years the same lady has signed me in
Twin sons in different cities decked out in new suits fly home for the holidays arrive at the airport
Someday you’ll be in bed dying like I am now and people you love and some you don’t will come by to say good-bye. They don’t know what to say because we’re all amat…
Took the wife to a pancake house the other day. National franchise good food
With a smile, the POTUS tangoes in Argentina while in Belgium and the rest of the World people try not to cry.
He slaughters his hamburger steak with a fork and a butter knife, massacres ringlets of onions again and again thumps catsup all over
On their 50th anniversary Sammy gave Dolly a necklace and told his darling wife that if they lived long enough one of them would wake
Melanie cried for hours the day a drunk driver ran over her dog a week after she had an abortion. She loved that dog so much she told her mother she knew
Being out of work during the holidays is twice as bad and twice that’s happened now to Wally Ballew
Jesus, can we talk? Some folks say you’re coming back any day now but many of them have been saying that for years. They say it could happen tomorrow, or maybe next week, and they’ve al...
Some say none. Others say one. Some say three in one and then say one of the three
Little Nora and Grandpa Bill sit on swings in Grandma’s garden. A hummingbird arrives to sample the brilliant flowers at this buff… Grandpa Bill sees a teaching mome…