Sam’s collected knives for 50 year… and has 200, maybe more, relics from the Civil War and before. Someone gave him his first knife when he was 30 as a gift but

Mrs. Ryan keeps her cat inside at… but lets it out at dawn to go anyw… while she’s at work. Every day the… crosses the road to call on the Wi… Mrs. Ryan doesn’t know her cat ca…

My wife’s upset because I won’t answer the phone in the middle of the night even though the phone’s on my side of the bed.

After services on Sunday the old Marlboro man puts his Bible under his arm and talks to his pastor through a hole in his neck.

This senior citizen whose face is Rushmore still squats with pigeons on the steps of the Rogers Park Masonic Templ… She wears a shawl this snowy day

He’s Brad and he’s captain of the football team. He’s been chosen prom king and has a scholarship to college. Everything’s going well for him

All lives matter now unless they’re inconvenient. No room in the womb. Donal Mahoney

Some folks have a problem with aut… legitimate and otherwise, and I ha… a lifetime festering in that group… An event in youth convinced me tha… big people are no different than l…

The stench came first, the young man remembers. It was as if someone had grabbed him by the ankles, turned him upside down

Sometimes a person can go too far, Mickey said, two stools over downing another beer,

In a yard abandoned this winter when the owner moved grass is growing this spring

A drunk on the subway tells another drunk something a bartender told him. He says if the rich guy wins, it will be the first time