Technology is wonderful, especially in medicine, Elmo told Opal, the day their son Brett called to tell them the good news. The doctor had told Brett and Debbie their first child would ...

It’s time to stop the killing by order of the courts. Time to stop the injections

If you write with a quill, ballpoint pen or typewriter, you’re a lucky soul. But if you use a computer and write far better than

Niagara Falls her silver hair so long it bounces off the swan

America had a choice November 8 between a devil they know and a devil they don’t. They chose

When Homer stubs his toe or bumps his elbow, the pain is always piercing but Homer’s a pious man so swearing isn’t for him.

Sarah makes sandwiches all day, piling meat and trimmings high on pillowy bread she spreads apart before her customers’ eyes. Hardworking men love her sandwiche…

There’s a football field between u… I’m in one of the end zones bellow… and you’re in the other one bawlin… the cliffs of your cheekbones streaked with mascara.

Cookies for George, 40 years back from Viet Nam, are the only payment the man will accept to mow your lawn,

When a man’s young, this work is hard but it pays well and he can feed the wife and kids.

Pistols in holsters very early this morning. She’s wearing a bra Donal Mahoney

This time Wilma is ready for the bastards jimmying her front door, coming back for more. The first time she was asleep,

I met a proper woman in a proper p… on a Monday in Peoria. I was take… she looked like Jackie after Dall… but without the pillbox hat. She was from New York and I was…

Can you hear me in the bunker, Le… Sorry to hear ISIS has you in a… But I’m delighted to know you’re… camouflaged in your bunker with an… Now you’re telling me ISIS is th…

Willie has mixed emotions about homeless Syrians coming to America but his wife Millie says we should take them in.