Last night my recliner broke. I used the lever to lean back and I went way back, almost heels over head. A shock. I hate going to the recliner store
“If you don’t like the gun, my dea… I can exchange it for a negligee b… I’ve given you many negligees. I think a gun’s important to have around the house
What will she do with him? That is, if she’s elected. She’ll have to take him with her to the White House after keeping him in the doghouse.
The scruffy old man and his white poodle on a long red leash were neighborhood icons years ago down at the corner
If you live in North Dakota it’s hard to get all hot about global warming in the winter while you watch the snow clog your wipers and you
In two more hours I’ll have to sh… shave and coffee-prop my lids and otherwise prepare for day. It’… and now the barkeep, Griggs, is rushing me, the first
The hands on the atomic clock upstairs finally stopped spinning. As you know, my dear, the hands have been spinning for two weeks. This morning the clock stopped
River rafting in Montana is a fine way to spend your vacation but it’s not the same as river rafting in Zimbabwe.
Grandma Gretchen’s in her rocker and she has something to say. She tells a visitor, a young man from the city, if he plans to write a book about life on a farm in the Fifties, he likely...
How many times have I said I’m through teasing myself, through pretending I don’t enjoy the wreath of a woman
They were refugees, too, back in the Forties, settled in Chicago, learned English, some a lot, some a little,
My wife likes to garden. She’s crazy about roses, lilies and daisies. She says I should get out in the garden and weed.
Widow in a rocker pets her calico cat long strokes slowly. With the cat purring and the widow humming
Where will the lovely lady go on her diurnal walk? One child in 30 years she bore, now they do not talk. Supple, firm, her lithe legs are,
Every time the phone rings Bill’s afraid the caller might say another childhood classmate has di… This will hit him hard because Bill knows he’s moseying along
