“You live long enough and bad stuff happens,” Harry told Stella, slurping his coffee. “I’m 94 next week."

Made in America means different things to different people. In 1998 they made our old Camry in Japan.

The doctor tells Phil and his wif… he’s in pretty good health for a m… his age but he needs to exercise. And Phil says he agrees and then goes on to explain

Tornadoes in the parlor, in the kitchen, in the bathroom, t… churned every hour Dad was home. He never worked and with good reason.

Black lives matter in different ways to different people in the American rainbow especially bus companies

These are old people retired and driving slowly from small apartments in economy cars getting out on canes

Fred and Martha have always voted the same way since their marriage long ago but not this time and Fred wondered why Martha was voting the other way

Can you hear me in the bunker, Le… Sorry to hear ISIS has you in a… But I’m delighted to know you’re… camouflaged in your bunker with an… Now you’re telling me ISIS is th…

No Supper for a Year My wife looks out the kitchen wind… and tells me the starlings are bac… the same big flock as yesterday strolling around our yard

If he were in high school they’d call him a bully and take him to the principal’s office for counseling.

I know very little about computers but I use one for basic needs. Poems, stories, not much more. Like some nice women I’ve known, I’ve discovered computers

Larry and Bob have the same birth… Their friends at the Gathering Pl… where they plan to celebrate the y… Larry says his children will take… for a nice dinner and it will be g…

We’re upset when vandals desecrate a cemetery and disrespect the dead not so much when doctors vandalize the womb

When I was in grammar school I knew it was Wednesday when I looked out the window and saw across the street three trash cans at the curb

Took the wife to a pancake house the other day. National franchise good food