It’s time to leave the man alone. He’s getting old, his wife says. He’s really slowing down. He’s always been a man occupied with one thing

I look in the mirror and I’m not… Where did I go? I don’t know so I look around and see my wife with the dogs and kids. Not one of them sees me.

Where will the lovely lady go on her diurnal walk? One child in 30 years she bore, now they do not talk. Supple, firm, her lithe legs are,

Woman in a window brushing long hair madly screams at a little boy down in the street licking an ice cream cone

Thunder and lightning at first, as I understand it, and then the moon will split in half and disappear and the stars will go dark

Dreams I can’t remember cause a conflagration fire hoses can’t put out. Dreams I can recall arrive in technicolor.

Can you hear me in the bunker, Le… Sorry to hear ISIS has you in a… But I’m delighted to know you’re… camouflaged in your bunker with an… Now you’re telling me ISIS is th…

A mountain man is Fillmore but there are no mountains where Fillmore lives deep in a hollow. He’s never had a job

I was warm and toasty, curled up, napping in amniotic fluid, without a worry when suddenly

Fred and Martha have always voted the same way since their marriage long ago but not this time and Fred wondered why Martha was voting the other way

Hillary was at the podium setting the record straight for people who have a problem with the tone of her voice. She said when Bill was

Although we’ll never again be body to body or mind to mind, you and the place and the years are alive every night in the lette… I’ve stored in my room.

After he died on a tree, he rose and told the twelve before he ascended he would return some day. The twelve told others and they

A little boy from the city down on the farm for a day wanders away to look at the sheep and finds a bull