Fred jerks back in his recliner as his wife puts him on the spot and asks his opinion about a dress she bought on sale at a fancy place for a great price…

It’s outpatient surgery and she’s running late trying to catch a spider in the kitchen sink. Wants to carry it outside

You have to be married at least 30 years to know what your wife is thinking before she says it aloud. More than 40 years to know

What will she do with him? That is, if she’s elected. She’ll have to take him with her to the White House after keeping him in the doghouse.

I can’t speak for other men but as I grow older I have found listening to my wife makes life easier. So when she said we should move to a retirement community while we’re still in reaso...

It boils down to this. There are two kinds of people in Upper Slobovia at the moment, those who prefer hard-boiled eggs chopped in their potato salad

It’s midnight and I’m too tired to stroll in my Wall Street garden to check on the nightlife among the flowers

According to reports certain White House interns past, present and future are asking Americans not to vote for Hillary

“We had the other ones done there,… “Why not go there again? Everythi… No complications. Who cares about… Bunch of do-gooders with hidden ca… “I don’t care about the publicity,…

It’s never what she says always how she says it and how she stands when she says it and what she says

Wally Anderson, father of three daughters, was not pleased after reading an email from Shelly, his eldest, a week before Father’s Day. He thought she might be coming to visit for the ho...

In the paper this morning a woman in the suburbs complained she has to eat too much steak too often because her husband

Take it from Martin, if you live in an old house, as much as you love it, bad things happen Despite maintenance,

Outside, the still of crickets. Inside, petals of a cold sore foliate,