I was just a boy but I remember Hitler at the start and how too few understood his plan to
Used to be she’d tell him what to get at the grocery store and he always brought it back. Now she makes a list.
Both of them had been to Korea. Both of them had made it back. One found a job
Beautiful lady in the checkout lan… is spotted by Roscoe, a wealthy ma… wandering in Walmart. He admires her chocolate hair, bonbon eyes, vanilla creme complexion, a walk
Fred visits Bill every month at the facility he’s been in for year… Age and booze brought Bill there. He’s still strapped to his bed so he can’t go wandering again
From my stool in the diner I watc… the old woman with elm tree arms command the big booth in back and roar for a menu, take a half hour to read it
An old guy on the subway with a lunch bucket tells a young lady with a brief case Bernie hasn’t got a chance.
In 1961, Newton Minow said television is a vast wasteland. I was reading four papers a day th… and seldom watched television, had no opinion on what he said.
“If you don’t like the gun, my dea… I can exchange it for a negligee b… I’ve given you many negligees. I think a gun’s important to have around the house
In a very crowded bar Fred decides he must tell this fellow something important so he whispers
If I owned a magazine I’d publish folks who agree with me as long as they remained abstract,
Unlike his peers his office holds no photo of a wife no indication that he has fathered five
Even though we’re getting older even rickety in some respects my wife and I remain involved in the joys of life.
A poor man comes to the door after the storm last winter and asks if he can have something to eat if he shovels the walk. You say forget about the snow.
Cold Coffee they call him and only a few people know his real name, this odd fellow who raises pigs off the coast of Ireland and comes to town