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D. Thurmond Aka Jef (James Everett Falcon)

D. Thurmond Aka Jef (James Everett Falcon)

Little ha-ha's

Jokes from the Sanders families.

What is the difference between an Irishman and a liar?
The liar is full of deceit, the Irishman is full of blarney...!

Question:  How many Irishman does it take to change a light-bulb?

Answer:  One to bring the bulb and carry the ladder; and one more to write the limerick about the the bulb, the ladder, and the guy who didn’t check the fuse-box before he called the Irishman to come and change the bulb.

(1984)

Other works by D. Thurmond Aka Jef (James Everett Falcon)...
On a Yesterday Page

Gone are the women with buttons an… Bright feathered hats and covered-… Long dresses, with flair, that spr… All tucked in that basket where Y… Gone are the Top-Hats, Gold-watc…
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Dragon's Time

In the harbor’s fog the dragon sle… As if drifting through a twilight… And it dreams so deep of another p… To pass the time of endless days. Yet, a kindled fire in an unknown…
You Might Want To Pray

I understand your frustrations, I… Your in love and you want to be lo… And if I could help, I don’t know… 'cause you tried to build a fire w… Life is full of harsh realities
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Perceptions

What can I say about a Rainbow That has never been said before; Or the emotional wonder of a star… That array of lights on heaven’s d… How do I express a mountain breez…
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What’s Cook-in, Santa?

Down the chimney came the Jolly f… It was obvious that the geezer had… With sack on his back, he slid dow… And landed on the stove, in the mi… My wife was glazing the Porker’s…
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This Poet's Place

If I could paint a pristine scene Using words from my mind Then I would word a whispering br… In an English garden, Willow line… And if I could build a place to d…
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Somewhere

Somewhere deep within the mellow, casted shadows, deep and shallow, swirling round her rose-drop eyes and flying high in fullmoon skies. Too many angles touch the dust
Giants of Equal Stature

Along the river near the lock in Gulhanny Lived a dragon by the name of Cruel And there, too,
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"The Polka-dot Deer"

The breezes carried the scent of h… To the nose, to the nostrils, of t… And she bounded for the trees, wit… Right past the cows and the sway-b… She dined with them, daily, near t…
Together, All Alone

Seated on a bolder In the midst of Yellowstone Reflecting on a Geyser And a Bison, all alone. Tis my place to unwind the springs
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I Don’t Know

I stroll along the seaside in my m… And watch the repetitious waves, r… I know their crashing sounds can s… Why?— I don’t know, I don’t know. I watch the graceful gulls cut the…
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In Case He Comes Knocking

Under an Oval Moon, a gold Doubl… Fell heavily upon the ship-lap bar… A man with a hook instead of a han… Wiped sweat from his brow and utte… “We’ll have rum laced with lime.
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The Ultra Dark

Some say they’re feeling low Others say they’ve got the Blues All I know, there’s a darker plac… No matter what’s the name they use… Well I been low and I’ve been dow…
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Spring's Fever

The sunset glows And I wiggle my toes In the clover of this meadow, This spring has dawned On this fragrant lawn
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Pine Tree Blues

Oh woe is me, I’m a Pine. You se… And Christmas is coming my way. Past years weren’t bad; I was lim… So I was spared, to live another… But last year’s weather was so muc…



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