By Stanley Collymore
Why does that British emigre
and his awful American
wife always have to
simply put on a show for the cameras?
Oh hang on a minute I’ve got it wrong,
those two that we’re really seeing are
Kate and William! Ah, how effectively
sweet! And, they’re so clearly in love!
Yet, if Harry and Meghan hold hands
in public or express their undeniably
genuine and keenly loving emotions
towards each other they’re naturally
according to that abundance of vile
racist Karens and their distinctively
like-minded Gammons who usually
actually criticize them, irrespective
of what they do, for quite allegedly
behaving like soppy and immature
teenagers who don’t know how to
requisitely, conduct themselves in
public; behaviour most unseemly!
However, when those two evident
wax works dummies, Kate and
William, approach anything
remotely resembling human behaviour
between them in public, this ludicrous
assemblage of actually quite the very
same keen assholes, undeniably and
rather effusively swoon over them as
if they had obviously and beneficially
also providentially created romance!
Funny then, isn’t it, that in such
clear and actually undeniably,
unquestionably discernibly,
distinct circumstances rather fittingly
everyone of these clearly specifically
brainwashed morons obviously take
to indulgently, effusively and equally
buoyantly cheering on not only Kate
but significantly also William as well,
while basically, evincing nothing but
rancorous criticisms and excoriating
remarks towards Harry and Meghan.
What vile hypocrites, these basically
specifically noxiously, racist vermin
are; but who frankly, quite cowardly
dislike their odiously, evil hypocrisy
being actually pointed out publicly!
(C) Stanley V. Collymore
22 November 2023.