Author's Remarks:
You're conspicuously, and completely too, not only an unquestionably Class A pillock, Ms Tracey Binnie, who isn't only irrefutably and so irredeemably nakedly intellectually challenged, but likewise also quite visibly, physically unattractive and most irrefutably, distinctly facially ugly with it!
The contemporary, rather repugnant too, and the discernibly sickeningly, attention seeking, doltish Karen!