Author's Remarks:
The Saxe-Coburg-Gothe-Mountbatten-Windsors are an interesting test case of dirty "royals", who undeniably are as common as muck in actuality. And most categorically so, not the worthy role models they, their fawning social climbing cronies, and systemically in every regard too inured scycophantic serfs and at best subjects - never ever citizens - like to pretend they are, and have rational people think the same.
Has anyone ever thought to seriously test the distinctive - no joking - Palace water supply? As quite self-evidently this familial lot's overall clandestine, rampantly adulterous, care-free love children begetting offspring and the rest of it are rather mindboggling clear. Also, when one realistically factors into this quite disgustingly lascivious equation Porchey, Betty and Andy for example and rather similarly too the summation of Mount- Bottom nephew Philip's Remarks reportedly about his own daughter Anne, to the effect that: "If it doesn't eat oats and farts, Anne isn't interested!" Presumably her lover Peter Cross, while she was married to Mark Phillips, did both of these things!
A gu, rather evidently, looking for a stable relationship and clearly ended up with a horsey mare.