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By Stanley Collymore If you believe anything this Tory government says you’re very mad to do so; and should you otherwise alternatively believ…

By Stanley Collymore Innocent! That’s the customary an… mantra until an alleged accused pe… be unquestionably guilty in a duly… just and an impartially run court…

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By Stanley Collymore To sit and speak openly about the… meaningful relationship you’d like to have with someone who says they love you then carefully

By Stanley Collymore Be absolutely careful about what you gratuitously, and distinctly very malevolently wish upon others, advises a very astute Barb…

By Stanley Collymore For crying out loud the British government and the churches in the UK: those who’re installed

By Stanley Collymore I’m a born again virgin. I have a refurbished fanny!

By Stanley Collymore This lad who at 7 years old quite callously and uncaringly killed a sleeping adult who clearly was absolutely, totally unknown to…

By Stanley Collymore Let me hold you once more and feel the warm vibrations of a past that’s still alive in me but which is ebbing away

By Stanley Collymore Dance with the ferocity of the win… let the untamed fury that it unlea… disperse with dismissive and lasting disdain the vicious

By Stanley Collymore Having thoroughly and honestly discussed your reasons for not wanting to actually have children at anytime clearly d…

By Stanley Collymore So President Maduro of Venezuela purportedly wants to essentially move Christmas day crucially from December the 25th to October…

By Stanley Collymore Please don’t ask me to sleep with… well aware as you evidently are th… deep inside I’d very much like to; for at this precise moment

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