“The human body generates more bio…

I was voluntold to make myself sca… But scarcely do they realize In pretending to give me a choice They have unwittingly given me an… Truth or dare?

Where my father’s faith led him to wear a clerical collar I struggle with faith much as I do with ring around the…

Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened

In families adept at keeping open secrets no one expects you to state the obvious

We don’t have to take care of our… But we have no choice God doesn’t have to be with us But He always is– The choice is ours

7. “Strategic” nuclear war: Assured destruction = yes, but mut… 6. Giant asteroid hits earth: No one to blame 5. Cyber war:

The first difference between your… When you know your boss’s eyes are… You need to look busy But when you know God’s eyes are… You actually want to get busy

I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven

It’s always a bad idea To admit you have no idea Put another way: No idea is a bad idea You get the idea

For the antisemite the Jews’ most galling offense is the audacity of their survival, decoding the latest antisemitic sl… the smear of “Jewish Supremacy”-

Some families hide the truth in pl… By laughing at it Although it gets confusing for a c… When the truth is a joke That can’t be told

As the Zamboni driver erasing everything that just happe… so it can all happen again I am preparing for my own death

Nietzsche, who famously never marr… described marriage as a long conve… Had he wed he would have realized it’s actual… a series of brief interrogations

You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole