Yes, everything good between a man and a wo– man involves friction

Rule #1- Where God says no, the devil says… And where the devil says no, God… Rule #2- If everybody knows the answers ahe…

A materialist uses Occam’s Razor And arrives at the conclusion That the simplest explanation Is that there is no explanation A believer uses Occam’s Razor

I was waiting for my ship to come… But maybe I should have made like… And built a ship Especially since my neuroses all c… You’ve probably heard of them–

Human beings have always been figh… with one hand tied behind our back… Unconscious human intelligence ena… to act without thinking and conscious human intelligence a…

Denial leaves a vacuum that is ever filled by wishful thinking

The arts say What can’t be said While agitprop tells us What can be said In a game of

You can neither know nor control t… But you can follow it And as you follow the truth You will come to know How to control yourself

If you really loved robins you would stuff your bird feeder full of worms

Some families hide the truth in pl… By laughing at it Although it gets confusing for a c… When the truth is a joke That can’t be told

Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf

My curated self has asked me for a divorce

To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are

You can’t break the chain of events but you can break the chain of custody for the chain of events

Jews learned to read between the l… when time and again they were granted a lifetime membe… only to find that their membership could still be lapsed