They say love it or leave it yet what do you do if you love your country but it leaves you
The only reason to pursue fame is to forestall the possibility that you’re the kind of person who would die wishing you’d been more famous
I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone
All dressed down with nowhere to go
When they told me I was one of many I took them to mean I was the one
I asked ChatGPT to tell me what I was thinking and it said You’re thinking I once was lost
A dissident today is anyone who realizes that since you’re damned if you do damned if you don’t
If we insist It’s not a competition It becomes A war If we admit
The question isn’t: Why is there something rather than nothing? It’s: Why does it mean something
People understand that their socia… depends on their phone but they wrongly believe that the existential question at h… is the familiar
The last stage of wes– tern civilization was groupthink without groups
We expect a fiduciary relationship with our financial advisors and all they do is help handle the money Yet we so often fail
You can die a million times Without a single ego death But one ego death is worth One God
You know the (re)normalization of… is in full swing when the New Yor… justifies its publication of a cro… in the shape of a swastika on the start date of Chanukah
A smart phone is 1/7 billionth of a doomsday machine
