When the highly educated play dumb and you are dragooned into spelling it out for them know that their obtuse dissembling bespeaks regression to the oral st…
When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory
We used to be able to talk to each… About the world Because we could always say Present company excluded But now that every screen
If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest
The true test of power today is whether or not you can be forced to accept a forced apology
There are neither good people nor normal people just people who are good at sticki…
On a scale of one to ten One being the lowest Ten being the highest Rate yourself Then imagine
Democracy was superseded not by a police state but by a witness protection progra…
The last stage of wes– tern civilization was groupthink without groups
A civilization can die From a variety of causes– Famine, conquest, madness, etc. In succumbing to boredom Ours will be the first
Those who can do talk shows Those who can’t teach others to show, don’t tell
My wife is R2-D2 Which, of course Makes me C-3PO She is constantly getting us into… In order to save us from ourselves
All fiction Is serious fiction Because all fiction Is life and death Everything on the internet
The pleasure of a new discovery is only exceeded by the satisfaction of making a recommendation
Every ego is a God complex And like you I almost had myself convinced that I am who I am