What would my life be like If I stopped worrying And trusted God completely? Instead of preparing for the worst And hoping for the best
The first difference between your… When you know your boss’s eyes are… You need to look busy But when you know God’s eyes are… You actually want to get busy
There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say
To elide is to join together by omitting The world elides Jews abide
Liberalism is a gift That can only be received from Go… Sourced anywhere else It becomes a debt That can never be repaid
Learning how to walk is learning how to fall forward while remembering to catch yoursel… again and again Walking is the illusion
There are lots of places to hide things but hiding them in plain sight is the best option for the things that people
Google Glass never took because smart phones are a prosthetic for the hands not the eyes
Life was once a high-wire act without a net Now it’s tennis without a net
Inevitably my spirit vegetable was rutabaga
Where once an artist was a creator she is now a creative because a noun requires a verb and we’re meant to do nothing which pays well on the internet
Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle
It could be the truth if it couldn’t go viral But it’s definitely pravda if it speeds our downward spiral
Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist
The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter
