My analyst says I want to have my cake and put it in a time capsule too

Yes, I am most afraid of losing c… But you can’t lose what you don’t… So, I’m afraid of nothing Which is how you die alone The only way to live together

Takeoff always happens just as we are running out of runway

I may not be deep but I compensate for it by getting deep into the weeds

If you leave well enough alone for long enough you’ll have enough to make you cry

The narcissist has just the one advantage but it’s all that he needs: Instead of looking his true self i… he gets to look his false self in…

With God as my witness I can look and then see With man as my witness I can’t see, but I can touch With AI as my witness

I know the world is round from experience: I ran from the truth for so long that I ran smack into it

When hell freezes over we’ll all skate on our sins

When a woman chooses her mate His first real test Is whether he accepts her dare To propose If he does, we already know her an…

I’ve started blind copying my wife on emails to myself

Before the culture war you could talk to someone anyone say what you think and, when necessary, append a

Putin lost his mind then he lost his war then he lost his job or Putin dropped the mask

The crucial moment in my elevator pitch comes when I hit the emergency stop button

God loves you more than anyone els… But if you live in denial of this Inevitably you will come to believ… You are your own biggest fan As you stalk yourself