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Chris Gaither

Chris Gaither

The Complete Works of God and Man

Monotheism is true;
Liberalism works
 
Put them together and
The true works

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Haiku

If new car smell lasts forever you will not be able to smell it
The Chaos Theory of Everything, or, My Wife Knows Everything

I have a prediction to make: We can’t predict the ending But when it’s all said and done Everything will seem obvious For example,
I’ll Tell You What They Want, What They Really, Really Want

There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say
The Stages of Group Envelopment: Forming, Storming, Norming, and Conforming

The ill-informed Regret to inform you That knowledge is dour But groupthink is power
Men Lie Because They Believe Their Own BS

A man starts out lying for instant gratification Inevitably, this progresses to buy… his unending rationalizations
Haiku

When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience
All Whammies Are Double Whammies

The lie you chose to believe Always contains the truth That has chosen you The lie is comforting Because the truth is disturbing
It Might Not Seem Like It, but the Moment of Truth Has Arrived

Takeoff always happens just as we are running out of runway
Desire Is Lack, So How Is It That I Lack Desire?

I can’t say I have wants and needs; mainly I don’t want to be needy
When “Who Cares” Seals Your Fate

It’s always darkest before the yawn
In Sales You’re Always Selling Yourself

Beware the self-loathing salesman who loves what he does– If you buy what he’s selling then you bought it because you broke it
Be Unprepared

I grew up listening to Barbara St… You don’t bring me flowers anymore and determined I’d never make that… Ten years into marriage my wife sa… Don’t bring me flowers anymore
Ballad of the Last Bourgeois

I’d always said Que sera, sera expecting the last guffaw Instead it’s a last hurrah before one or the other coups d’et…
Let Your Light Shine

I was thinking of a logo for my personal brand and I came up with a lightning bug in a glass jar
Pandemic Lockdowns: A Retrospective on a Preview

Like everyone else I dealt with My anonymity By becoming A recluse



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