People don’t like surprises so I tell them they’re in for a real surprise which gives them something to look…
The most common form of fooling ourselves isn’t thinking we’ve got everyone fooled… It’s denial that we’ve fooled anyo…
There is hiding yourself and there is hiding from yourself; the former is often
It’s almost impossible to tell the difference between self-effacement and self-abasement In the former he stays down to earth
The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul
I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!
A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room
We’re told the space between galaxies is expanding but mightn’t the space within galaxies
You’ll be able to tell that nobody knows what anything is wort… when no one knows who they can tru…
No one ever told the truth but not a one of us were liars because we always spoke exclusivel… in the future tense
It was all systems go in my search for a new belief syst… until I realized all systems go too far
My A.I. Companion has one setting for telling me what I want to hear and another for what I
The human brain has 100 trillion synaptic connections which sounds like a lot but it’s only 0.0000000005% of the universe’s 200 billion tril…
In the cyber proxy war of all agai… We are all fighting each other So that none of us have to fight Our own worst inclinations
You can spend your life trying to understand why bad things happen to good people only to learn that good people do bad things
