Those who were once just foaming at the mouth have been rebooted by social media… fomenting at the mouth

Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%

A human has being so, we call ourselves human beings God has meaning so, we call Him

In the confession booth I have a confession to make so that I can receive forgiveness In the show trial I have a confession to make up

Strange how we’re so worried about Artificial Intelligence taking ov… when we’ve long since succumbed to Artificial Emotional Intelligence in the belief that if we

I was thinking of a logo for my personal brand and I came up with a lightning bug in a glass jar

I’m converting to Judaism but I’m a Scorpio so, I have a head start

The Cheshire Cat and Schrodinger’s Cat couldn’t agree on a place to meet

You can tell that the far right Borg and the far left Borg are one Borg because Donald Trump

Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…

I can only ever seem to do the math in the aftermath

The first time I went to a robot… I said it hurts when I do this just as I bared my soul and the robot doctor said Don’t do that

Hunting on your own might make you a lone wolf but thinking for yourself makes you a lone ant

On a scale of one to ten One being the lowest Ten being the highest Rate yourself Then imagine

If I said– The worst thing you can say about… is that he always plays it safe– then he sounds like a perfectly ni… But when I say–