With organized religion there is a method to the madness In a rational society there is a madness to the method
You would think doing well on social media would give you strength in numbers but you only end up
Everybody knows That everybody hates group project… But everybody is a group project Which is why everybody hates thems… Unless the group wisdom
To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are
It’s not that we are past The point of no return But that we the people Have invested our life savings In scorn for our neighbor
The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…
In this world A perfectionist can never admit a… Because and therefore He has nothing to learn In the world to come
Never trust anyone who doesn’t believe in hell They’re almost always the ones whose idea of heaven is usurping God
People are afraid of change so they change with the times
When you cut the umbilical cord children remain reliant on their p… until they start to become self-re… by attaching to their friends as a step towards the full self-re…
I’ll give you the forest And I’ll take the trees You save the whales And I’ll keep the bees The sand in your eyes
We’ve got enough to go on That there’s enough for everybody So long as we are tough enough But we couldn’t leave well enough… And soon enough
When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience
Many con artists have a moral awakening; even more realize that the only compassionate thing to do is continue the con
When I asked Permission to come aboard The ship of fools They said Everything is permitted
