The ego is a helicopter equipped to safeguard belonging deter conflict and elevate status

Leave children to their own device… And they will say Let’s play Give kids devices And they’ll say

The annoying thing about blenders Is how loud they are But then again My mouth functions as a blender And I’m a loudmouth

I’ve never been one who just takes… I’ve only been able to see if I s… Now I’m middle-aged, the whole wo… My rose-colored glasses have fast… Turned into reading glasses throug…

My astrologer credited her work wi… for the discovery of a thirteenth… Jello the Jellyfish which shares the sting of my erstw… but is distinguished by a spineles…

You can’t break the chain of events but you can break the chain of custody for the chain of events

If the world exists on a continuum between utopia and dystopia but instead of polar opposites utopia and dystopia are both hell then at the exact midpoint

It’s become harder than ever to be the court jester– you have to use humor to speak

If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it So, in case of emergency Break heart To break free

The human brain has 100 trillion synaptic connections which sounds like a lot but it’s only 0.0000000005% of the universe’s 200 billion tril…

We pass through birth, life, and death like H2O phasing through ice, water, and steam so yes

Home is where you go and you have to take their shit-eating grin

History’s first lesson– the ABCs– is that, unless coerced not to people kill the ones they hate History’s second lesson–

Our souls have a body Our bodies have five senses And we all have a sixth sense That there is no sixth sense Yet we’re left with a sense of sel…

Life = Trial by fire Death = Trial by firing squad