I am just like everyone else In that I am nothing like anyone… Which is how I am one While we too are one

I may look like a tall glass of water but be– ware, I’m half empty

Woe betide the man who accepts an apology

While others await the second coming my own second shortcoming (the first– keeping the peace

If you instill children with self-esteem before they’ve fought and won confidence you’ll make of them cowards

It is said that It is impossible to define God But this is just because Real power is the opposite of obsc… Nobody knows it when they see it

If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants

You need to follow the rules all t… so that you’re following the rules… At the same time, you need to know exactly when to break the rules But there can’t be a rule for brea…

When God closes one store He opens another

We don’t have to take care of our… But we have no choice God doesn’t have to be with us But He always is– The choice is ours

In my second marriage I went all in on being authentic When she left she said that being with me

Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn

My analyst says I want to have my cake and put it in a time capsule too

Somehow we evolved to love a challenge but hate a challenge to our thinking