After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,

The unconscious is to repression as The algorithms are to redaction

You wanted them all to yourself because they didn’t want anything to do with you and this is the sound of

If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted

I was never one for playing the field but I was really good at standing on the sideline worrying over my equipment

The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb

Feminism’s big mistake is thinking it can use a power vac… to clean up the patriarchy’s mess

We all know that one word or phras… Can mean two different things But we forget that one thing Can mean two different words or ph… To wit

Takeoff always happens just as we are running out of runway

I disapprove of what you say but I will defend to the death your right not to mean it

When people ask me How are you doing? I tell them That’s above my pay grade

I believe in the great man theory of history because the good man theory of history is so obviously false

Time flies when you’re having fun And the key to fun is wanting Not having

I may have a way with words but the metaverse is fast doing away with words

God’s hand Is a fist Until the moment You come to fear God