Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold

A mid-life crisis happens when you realize that life is a treadmill which keeps speeding up until you fall off

The amygdala tags memories such th… emotional events receive priority so when you rely on how you rememb… you’re trusting how you felt as if it weren’t always the case t…

We used to worry about selling out; now we’re terrified of not buying in

It’s all over but for the shouting and this is the shouting

Wittgenstein’s fly in the bottle consults the map for directions to find the map

Those who show no compunction are the most gifted at seduction and short of a permanent injunctio… we all face induction by way of their unction

A wise man once told me that there are two kinds of family prob… He said Family Problem #1 is not having a family

I never believed in automatic writ… until I tried my hand at TikTok and felt an invisible hand gently (as in pleasantly) but insistently (as in relievedly)

I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds

My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy

The biggest reason I ever did any… Was always my ego Even as a part of me insisted There must be something bigger That part, the heart

If your phalanges cause you to philander pluck off the ring

The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!

None of us can see further than our own noses but Pinocchio can see further than the rest of us