It’s when all the signs say Everything must go

I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface

In regular old capitalism we used to say time is money In the attention economy we say

In all my dreams of flying my life has come

The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb

On the internet You have to talk the talk Or you have to walk the plank In the world to come You have to talk the talk

We’ve taken the mystery out of lif… Which makes this a murder mystery Because in choosing immortality We are killing ourselves More accurately, then

I’m getting much better at recognizing my wife’s subtle hi… like when she recently put mosquit… over her side of the bed

No sooner were the gates free of b… than we’d paired off and squared off as fascists vs. totalitarians And as for the dissidents not spoi…

Free speech is when you can say anything you want as long as you don’t really believe it

The poems Write themselves But they don’t Type themselves

Self-flattery will get you everywhere but there’s nowhere left to go

A student’s job has always been to put received knowledge into their own words or, more simply to state the obvious

In Blade Runner Replicants are slaves Birthed in an adult body With false memories implanted To make their burden somehow beara…

Life isn’t fair But we are all equals In the struggle To stay out of judging others For failing at their struggles–