For Jen
When they told me I was one of many I took them to mean I was the one
When I was a kid the rule was one kid got to pour two glasses of Coke and the other kid
The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them
In our western culture you shan’t take pride in the power you’ve cultivated over the Other so you have to convince yourself
The amygdala tags memories such th… emotional events receive priority so when you rely on how you rememb… you’re trusting how you felt as if it weren’t always the case t…
Everybody knows that Jews are indigenous to Israe… that they were frogmarched out into the oft-deadly diaspora by th… and that they have openly and
We thought we had finally notched… by confronting Father Time with the paradox of our times when self-defeating is the new win… but we can’t win for losing
When postmodern nihilism governs w… Western elites govern by playing i… Because nothing is worth the risk
Language is great for Letting us tell each other Where it hurts And you keep telling me It hurts when I don’t listen
We’ve taken the last ember in the ashes for a glimmer of hope
Post-pandemic life is a broken rec… Where they keep saying If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it
When we poll people about what the weather in heaven is like the most popular answer perhaps not surprisingly is like a cold day in hell
In a post-pandemic bid to remain relevant the SATs have removed all true/false questions in acknowledgment that such questi…
When women need a break from the m… they must be able to endure a whole lot of his navel gazing
Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive