Science was happily letting the cat out of the bag until Schrodinger’s Cat was found in and out of the bag at the same time

Frequently, God’s light is like sun glare, telling me to slow the heck down

On paper Scratch that On screen The devil looks unbeatable Since odds always favor

A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room

Now that I’m wearing a mask I find myself telling strangers everything

Beauty is in the eye of the stockholder

Kid, I’ve flown from one side of the galaxy to the other, I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen anything to make me believe there’s a theory of mind controlling everythi...

One woman’s sunk cost is another woman’s sunken treasure

In his weekend forays for psilocyb… he had always been wary of poisono… but he never accounted for the con… that did him in in the end

People can’t really love their ene… but they sure can love the enemy of their enemy which actually gets them awful clo… to universal love anyway

No sooner were the gates free of b… than we’d paired off and squared off as fascists vs. totalitarians And as for the dissidents not spoi…

They can’t kick sand in your face if your head is al– ready in the sand

Father knows best practice is to ask your mother

Home is where you go and you have to take their shit-eating grin