A people pleaser pretends to live in Youtopia but really resides in Myopia because all he can see is what he needs from you

Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote

I am a minimalist if only because it requires minimal effort

In failing to put the I in team I took the erotic out of neurotic

Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on

Alas Nobody wakes up in the morning To kiss my ass Miraculously I don’t wake up in the morning

The brain is pattern-seeking And it will keep making the same m… Until it sees the pattern for itse…

Given a choice We prefer A fait accompli

Meaning is inherent to language And language is inherent to human… So, meaning is inherent to us huma… What does this mean? That’s open to interpretation

Jews will tell you Right up front That they believe They are the chosen people WASPs believe that they believe

When they replaced me at work with… I was suddenly able to devote a lo… to not being the creative type

He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear

Per Wittgenstein Words only gain meaning through th… And they are always used in the co… Of the game being played in the mo… So, when we use words

The ontological proof tells us It is impossible to doubt God– Any such doubt is proof That we just need to think bigger This much is uncontroversial