I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven

In the contest for your soul The devil has to play by God’s ru… You can’t ever get what you want Because you always become what you…

Do I still get credit For ignoring the critics If they are just the voices in my…

Human beings evolved to avoid face-to-face conflict which was why until very recently everybody was talking behind each…

Nietzsche imagined eternal recurre… as the ultimate Yes to life! whereas Jews understand that life is a lot of love and work

I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny

In order to survive, the out-group must make a constant study of the in-gr… and adapt to its evolving aggressi… The latest lesson is that,

The US Constitution rules out cruel and unusual punishment but that and a nickel will get you 1% of a cup of coffee now that cruelty is the usual

While I was waiting for them to come to their senses they came to my house

The latest version of antisemitism takes the form of a magic trick: The diversion– Antisemitism is bad The illusion–

Everyone has a shoe size and a city size– I wear an 11 and a half and a 600,000

Like Jacob If you wrestle with the divine Through the darkest hours You will get hurt and limp away Which we call experiencing loss

We used to say Hold the phone Metaphorically Because we were about to say somet… Or because we needed to stop and t…

In cyberspace We play Simon Says In an endless repetition of Repeat after me In the world to come

Can you outrun your problems? Maybe, if you could run at the spe… But we’ll never know Because, as Einstein explained Running at the speed of light is i…